This is a friend's only journal. However, my fic is not.

This journal also contains overly romantized views of life, history, and love.

It also contains slash. This is your first and only warning. If you can't take the fact that me and my writing contains homosexual elements, then leave, because I won't tolerate negativity.

Other than that, look around, leave a post it note....feedback...opinions... This is dreamland.

Title: Posion Ivy

Raiting: PG (but with a naked Stephen...)

Summary: In which our heros end up in the southern east coast of North America and discover the wonderful plant life. Partially based off my own experiences of poison ivy, and partially over the idea of what would Steve do if he ever stepped into the vine. Just a bit of fun really and meant to be comedic.

Disclaimer: No, not mine, sadly but it's not like Patrick will ever use them again anyways...

Notes: If you do not know what Poison Ivy is or what a Magnolia is, I do suggest you google them, they are quite common to the South in America.



( On to the fic! )

Ecchi had it on her LJ, thought I'd pass it on

i realize now i do not fear death... i fear my daughter will not be free when i die

Every else is doing it might aswell do it myself.

Obama is god. Simply put. I'm terrified of the power he now wields. I mean, he quite literally rules the world. He can do anything. Anything. And we're powerless to stop it.

I only hope he'll live up to his promise. If not, then I have no pity for the wrath of a nation scorned he faces.

Further more, all I can see everytime he's on the news is "when men become gods". What will happen to us? I don't think I trust him. I trusted McCain to act like Bush. I voted(I should say favored since I just turned 17) for Obama for the mystery because I knew we could not survive another Bush.

Obama promised 'change', but what kind? The word 'change' is so general. So is hope. Hope for what? Hope can be different things for different people. Change can be bad or good depending on who you are.

Do I see history? I see it and more. This will be on every history test from the next decade and out.

As for my final words, this is all I have to say for Obama.

If he should suceede, he'll be the greatest president ever in American history. Should he fail, an empire shall fall.

Mark my words, there is no room for error. And Obama is only a man.

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/11/keith_olbermanns_commentary_on.php

It's powerful and moving. For once a protest against the passing of Prop. 8 that isn't rooted in politics, but in a manner that we can all relate too.

It's something I'm saving for my parents.

OBAMA WON BITCHES!!!

Take that you fucking cunt PALIN!!!!

I promised Chelsey that we'd get married if Obama won. First chance we got.

Now, not to say we're rushing into things. We plan on giving ample time before we elope to Conneticut or Vermont. But, we're giving each other rings for Christmas.

Either way, for the moment.

OBAMA FUCKING WON!!!

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!!!!


*sobs*

This is good. This is good. I have faith in god to take care of us.

I'm going to be a foreign exchange student! In Australia! *GGGG!!!*

I get to go from Sydney to Carins. I get to snorkel the great barrier reef and live with a family on the outback while going to school in Australia! Not only do I get to live with a family but I also get to live with the Aborigine people! The whole trip is lasting 20 days.

The cool thing is I also get to tour the Sydney Operahouse. *dies* And all of it gives me credit for college, highschool and scholarships.

There's just one catch. Tuition, zone fee and passport fees.

Together it's all little over 7,000. (not including spending money, which I will need) So far I have exactly $118 saved up. So far. (the 7,000 is in USD units or American Dollars, I should mention)

What I'm asking is for anyone of my LJ friends if they have any sort of ideas for fundraising. Loans are out of the question though, because I don't want to be in debt this close to college.

Also as a side note, does anyone know the Australian law on homosexuals? I'm looking it up myself, but I don't want to go to a country and get myself killed ya know? Common sense tells me I'm going to keep it on the down low, as I plan on doing, but still, I need to know. Jose (my new friend here at school!) tells me they have the biggest gay pride parade in the world.

Anyways, if anyone would like to help, and in anyway possible because it all helps, please, please let me know.

Thanks! *hugs and kisses and lots of love and snuggles!!!!!*

please click the dragon egg so it doesn't die, and hatches.

I just remembered this and had to share it.


It was freshman homecomming dance, and I had my bf with me.

Like all couples we wandered to the courtyard. And in the middle of mauling off each other's face, this teacher comes up to us. And I kid you not asks us. "OOOooooohhh, are you two maaaakkinnng ouut?" You know like a little kid would say in a sing song voice "I'mmm telling on yooou."

And of course, he was embarassed but I just pulled back and went. "What? Can't get at home?"

And moved off.

But I mean. OMG!! It was sooo embarassing.

Title: Cold Steel

Raiting: PG

Warnings: MPREG, but I mean come on...this fandom's full of it! and CRACK!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood, that'd be RTD and BBC...*le sigh*...and even if I did, this would be cannon.

Summary: Jack and Ianto are held as prisioners at the worst possible time.

Speical Thanks: ericadawn16 sadly cannot be blamed for this fit of madness, nor did she influence this directly. Scarrily enough this is my own idea I didn't mooch from our discussions. It came to me in the mid morning madness of brushing my teeth. And for betaing...yeah, can't forget that...that's important.

Author's notes: Damn. I don't want to explain this one.

( Leave it to him to fall victim to intergalatic grudges...but was this really nesscary? )

21st birthday last night yeah?

Guess what he does? The stupid bastard comes back plastered! We have no idea who brought him home or where his car is. But if there's one thing that'll get him kicked out it's pulling another stunt like that.

Now I have friends who'd get me drunk I won't lie (thank you Ecchi and Jeni) but in all reality they wouldn't get me THAT drunk like he was.

That's okay, I don't want to be there for the hangover he'll have and dad's ass chewing. And now that I think about it...he'll want to clean the bathroom more throughly, not wait for me to go in there and clean it properly! (which I hadn't gotten around to since I was busy with laundry, mostly his I must say)

Title: Epona's Passion

Rating: G (or R if you get the references)

Character/Parrings: Jack/Ianto My little OC Cerys who says absolutely nothing.

Summary: Ianto models clothes slung across the back of heavy draft horses. Serious crack. Who can resist pretty welshmen posing with phallic symbols?

Speical Thanks: ericadawn16 for putting up with my antics. I promise, one day this will pay off and we'll both get real lives. That or end up in Cardiff to watch Torchwood shoot!

Notes: Kiddies...if you know your Celtic god/desses, then you know about Epona. Goddess of Horse, dreams (good and bad; where do you think Nightmare came from?) and also masculine sexuality. Horses are traditionally strong symbols of masculine sex anyways, and fertility, can't forget that. And before I get yelled at she was also worshipped by the Romans too. And yes I know Rhiannon might've been a better choice since Ianto is welsh, but I mean, come on...Epona just sounds prettier and famous too.

Also I don't speak Welsh and the little phrases I can say in Scottish Galeic I struggle with. So if any one here has any corrections to the Welsh phrases in here, please share.

And this is crack. I've tried to keep it IC...but still don't take it seriously

For all you equine challenged peoples. I have a glossary of terms for you. So you need not refer to Merriam Webster, or Oxford's dictionary, which ever one they have in UK.

One more thing. Barefoot around horses...a big no no. One of those Do Not Try This At Home. And trick riding with out saddle or bridle? Don't even think about it. Even I think it's stupid. Definately Do Not Try This At Home.

( Beautiful gorgeous Ianto stretched across the saddleless back of a solid black Friesian... )

From season 2 epsode Adam.

I don't ask for much just these two things. just be grateful it ain't MLA format

1. Please credit me. I worked hard on these and I don't have the fancy programs people have, so when I create icons pretty enough to share please credit me. It's the least you can do.

2. Please comment. Tell me if you're snagging. You can also credit me this way too. I like to know who and what sort of people like my meanger work. Let's me know how I can approve.

3. All blank icons are bases, so long as you credit me.

4. If you know of an Icon Table I can employ to make this look neater PLEASE let me know!

( all under a cut to avoid spamming people )

I kind of like this idea actually...and I've been tagged, everyone's doing it, must do it too...
So in no particular order...

ericadaw16 whether it's a hello or helping me with research for my next historically accurate fic (that I'll never get paid for), I know she's there. And I like staying up to watch Torwood too it's more fun that way. because everyone hogs the TV at 8 And she puts up with my mindless banter.

mrs_norrington her fic is just amazing, and her OC Thomas is just O_O you could cover him in powder sugar and sell him in a candy shop! And she took the time to let me interview her about her job for my Gold Award in Girl Scouts. I am indebuted!

justin_barette because she puts up with me and my annoying banter. Plus she's almost always up for rp.

ecchipiro My crazy German friend. Always posting great music and some of the dirtiest greatest fic.

jeni_huya My crazy Texan friend. She never writes fics but that's okay because her vids are AMAZING and I always feel better after watching them.

pearly_dreams She puts up with me. And used to fill my inbox with Terrier's cutness. Plus she VOLUNTEERED!! no ASKED me to help start up an rp! SHE!! SHE BRAVLY ASKED ME TO HELP DO SOMETIHNG THAT I AM SERIOUSLY ADDICTED/HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HER TIME!!! She'll find out soon enough.

that's only...six...but hey...quality not quanity, eh? But you all put up with my annoying banter. That's more than enough reason for me to love you!

Title: Good Night Ianto Pt 2 to Temper companion to Insomniac

Parring: Jack/Ianto

Fandom: Torchwood

Summary: After Ianto's fit of temper going on night three of no sleep, Ianto calls his cousin in London and recives a very unexpected vistor at a very unexpected hour of the night. Pt 2 to Temper companion to Insomniac


Spoilers: none

Warnings: Some angst, but I promise not emo

Discalimer: BBC owns, I don't, I just play in their sand box. Either way, I'm making no money off this, so HA!

Author's notes: This is the direct sequel to Temper but I suppose you could read this on it's own (though it wouldn't make much sense if you didn't). Temper is the companion to Insomniac and you can read either as a standalone though they are meant to be a set. And I suggest should be read in that order. It's all hurt/comfort fluff for the most part, but definately fluff. Though this installment has more action that fluff and musings.

Speical Thanks: ericadawn16 for ultra fast betaing and encouragement. Seriously, when I win an Oscar or the Nobel Prize for Literature or the Pultzier Prize I'll write my speeh all about her and thank mom only once. Because most likely, she'll probably end up betaing that one too...not that I'm complaining mind. She's just that good!


( Going on night three...does Ianto go to sleep finally? )

Title: Temper, companion to Insomniac

Fandom: Torchwood

Parring: Jack/Ianto

Raiting: PG-13

Summary: Ianto's temper flares from a lack of sleep, leaving Jack rebuffed and speechless.

Warnings: Slight angst, but nothing overly much.

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: BBC owns...I don't. I just play with them.

Author's notes: While this can be read on it's own, it's meant to be a comapanion to Insomniac and really, they do go together quite nicely.

Speical Thanks: ericadawn16 for lighting fast and honest to good betaing. Oh and for sparking this bunny. The muses react, I could not resist heeding their call.

( Two nights with no sleep makes for a very bitchy Ianto )

Title: Insomniac

Pairring: Jack/Ianto

Rating: PG

Fandom: Torchwood

Disclaimer: I don't own them. BBC does. I just give Jack/Ianto's relationship actual depth.

Spoilers: None

Summary: Ianto counts sheep, muses about Jack and contemplates Douglas Adams. Oneshot, and utter fluff.

Warnings: None

Author's notes: Oneshot, with utter fluff. While it can be read as a stand alone it is a companion to Temper and they do go along quite nicely if I do say so.

Speical Thanks: ericadawn16 for fantastic betaing and for getting me addicted to Torchwood. I blame her. You should too.

( When counting sheep doesn't work. )

I may not be on later past this post...

Mom screamed at me this morning over chores that didn't get done. I had to throw a temper tantrum just to go to school. A temper tantrum what am I? Two?

God knows I would've failed, had I not, and I worked too hard to keep my grades as they are jut to loose them from one day's absence. (has already missed a few days) Truly...I couldn't do it. So I had to scream. Plus I didn't want to be there. I really really didn't want to be home today, not with her screaming! Some one needs to take me to get my permit so I can get my liscense, but no one will, so I couldn't drive myself to school, so I have to take the bus, I missed that. God I hated the way I went to school today...

So if I'm not on...or for anyother extended amount of time. There you go but I figured a warning is in order.

(is now late for band)

Doesn't he look like he's pouting? He so does, and he's so cute when he pouts. Except that's like 'badboy' pout.

I am bored. IF anye feels like Rping with Lysander....and some Slash On Ships or their character or what ever...um I guess that'd be fun. Other wise I'll write about Lysander introducing Abraham to Thomas...and his secrect daughter Airtimes whom he had with Xerxes....comes unexpectedly.

But I'm waiting for mrs_norrington's answer on that. Thomas is her character after all...(and I love him to bits...!) THomas is so cute!

Homophobe remarks are like sickening! I hate it when people ask me about the character I'm writing when I'm RPing and then get all disgutsted when they ask who Thomas is! Dammmit don't you realize they're risking thier lives for love?

No money for lunch...damn...I hate forgetting things...

This is for mrs_norrington who is under so much stress lately. And she still manages to RP with me regularly!

Mrs_norrington...we love you. Just so you know. I'll have the boys waiting for you. (Theo says with Chocolate...) And maybe a batch of my brownies...

Anyway.

Title: fist fight

Parring: Meh...threesome if you like

Summary: HAHA!!! Who doesn't like to see Theo and Andrew go at it?

Disclaimer: If I owned they'd be debauced on a regular basis...oh wait...I do that already...

Notes: Theo strongly regrets that there is no such thing as ice in the Caribbean at this point in time.

Andrew moped.
Theo stuck his tongue out.
James frowned.
Theo pouted.
Andrew looked smug.
Theo stuck his nose up.
James crossed his arms.
Theo glared
James frowned
Andrew giggled.
Theo narrowed his eyes.
Andrew made a haughty face.
Theo mimicked Andrew in exaggeration.
Andrew’s ears matched his hair in anger.
Theo continued.
James backed up.
Andrew moved closer.
Still Theo mimicked Andrew.
Andrew growled.
Theo laughed.
Andrew swung.
And now Theo’s in the sick bay.